I supupose...

that I need to write a first entry, right?
ROIGHT?!

Ladles and jellyspoons, hoboes and tramps.
Cross-eyed mesquitoes and bow-legged ants
Admission is free, buy your tickets at the door
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you something I know nothing about.
I stand upon this speech to make a platform
the train I arrived in has not yet come
so I took a bus and walked

one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
a paralysed donkey walking by
kicked a blind man in the eye
knocked him through a 9 inch wall
into a dry ditch and drowned them all
a deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and shot those two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie that's true,
ask the blind man she saw it too.

Ladies and Jellybeans, hoboes and tramps.
Cross-eyed mesquitoes and bow-legged ants.
I come before you, to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Monday, which is Good Friday
There will be a Mother's day meeting at the round house with the four square corners.
No admission, pay at the door.
Bring your chairs and sit on the floor.